🏈 You’re officially on the team.

Your lifetime access has been activated and your first email should be in your inbox in a couple minutes.

To make sure you don’t miss the jokes:

• Check your inbox (and promotions tab) for an email from Beat Reporter w/America’s Team LOL ([email protected]) titled “Welcome to America’s Team LOL - Your First Gift 🎁 Inside”

• Open it and hit reply, even a quick “Go Cowboys” helps your email provider know you actually want these.

• Move it to your Primary folder so future emails don’t get benched. In Gmail, drag our email to Primary, and click ‘Yes’ to do this for future emails.

📬 What to expect next

First issue lands tomorrow; then they’ll space out gradually from about a couple times a week to about once a week. Always short and punchy.


🎁 Don’t leave empty-handed

We also slipped you a free surprise in that welcome email:

The Definitive Ranking of the Top 10 Cowboys Moments We Still Can’t Explain.

Go find it now. It’s waiting in your inbox.



Not seeing it after a few minutes? Check spam/promotions or write to [email protected]